Back in my senior year of high school, I really liked this kid in some of my classes, who we called Popular Girl. Popular Girl, was in fact, a boy. The nickname came mainly from the fact that he was always surrounded by an entourage of groupies who worshipped the ground he walked on. I was in gym class one day and we were playing dodgeball. He was on my team, and also the first one to get out.
At which point my monologue was interrupted... by this.
Afterwards, Popular girl gave the perpetrator the most awkward male chest bump I've ever seen in my life...
Thus leaving me crumpled on the floor in the fetal position, ovaries crushed by a huge rubber dodgeball... and defeat.
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